There is an old song and I forgot who sang it but the chorus goes something like this.
Sign sign every where a sign
yadda yadda yadda
breakin my mind
do this.....don't do that
can't ya read the siiii-gn
We have become a nation of fear junkies.
Every day my wife turns on the news saying I just want to watch the weather but for twenty minutes before the weather is reported we are subjected to death, murder, and the corruption in the nearby city of Macon Georgia.
After about 5 minutes I flip out and try to stick my head in the computer so I don't have to listen to it.
Jesus? No wonder she is a basket case? You cant' keep feedin yourselves negative crap like that without it having some kind of effect on you.
I keep telling her to turn that off but she doesn't. Last year when I kicked her out I turned the crap tube off and WOW!, did I ever feel better.
I have it figured out though. The beast in it's big brother mode has installed in a background carrier wave below the hearing of most normal humans subliminal messages to kill, murder, and your lives are in danger.
lol
Ok that ain't funny some nut knock might take that serious.
Someone did tell me once that they had figured out how to measure the vibrations coming off of the tube of your T.V. And eves drop on what was going on in your house. Mwhahaha. Why you could put that to your advantage. MHhahahaha.
Ok nuff of that I might start believing that................My house is bugged. I'm looosing it! Ahhhhhhhhh! "quick quick honey, they are bugging our house through our TV. I'll sneak in and get the shotgun and blow the bugger out. Mwhahahaha. BAAAM. Damn I used the no4 magnum round again.....that hurt. Oooee. That is exciting.
People are starving for some good news and absolutely sick from hearing bad news. The happiest people I see are the ones who hardly ever turn their television on. People want to hear stuff like, new factories here in the U.S.. Crime down, rightness up. Good crop harvest. You can drive as fast as you want. New fence at the border so we can be safe from terrorists. If your neighbor pisses you off you can put on the gloves and legally see if you beat the pulp out of him like the old days when you could say "he started it" and everyone else would say "yeah he had it commin to him". Now that would be good news to me. I would like to burn the leaves in my front yard instead of letting them rot . Now there is an ecological article. If you burn the leaves it dumps greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere but if they rot they dump greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. Stupid. Stupid . Stupid. Well you could compost them in which case they will dump green house gasses into the atmosphere. We could just encase them in plastic or how about irradiate them then they won't rot . How about this.....I put them in my refrigerator. They won't rot there either.
I say take a chance. Shut off the negative murderous robbing crap, put on your rose colored glasses and pretend there isn't a problem in the world that you have to do a damn thing about.
Better that than to be scared all the time worrying yourselves to death literally.
Most of the prosperous and happiest people I have met don't even turn on the T.V.. I would bet that there is a connection.
And if I can convince my wife to shut the s--t off we are going there too. Rose heaven. Know-nothing ville. I want to be like Sergent Shultz. I know nothing!
I think the monkey-fore, hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil isn't quite right. It should be hear no evil, see no evil, and you won't speak evil.
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