Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Portable Phones

Funny thing about women and the now ubiquitous wireless phones.

My wife just recieved a call from her momma. She won't put the phone down to go to the biff. She has a problem with loose and runny stools accompanied with copious amounts of gas. Noisy and ....you get the sound. She just takes the phone in with her and does her noisy thing. Apparently mom doesn't mind and you know mom can hear whats going on. At least the sound of the flush is unmistakable.

I think it's gross, but it fits with what I have seen in the women I know. They have a crap fixation.

Call it a pathos. An obsession with crap.

They remember it, and grade it, like there is hope in it.

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